I aim to spread the Classics love far and wide, one post at a time... *haz a plan*

This is entirely possible (ningloreth was suggesting urethritis over on LJ...) - but it still seems like a strange message to want to share with the world. (On the other hand, casual metaphor FTW! They sound a bit like one of Ethan Rayne's demons, with the exaggeration and blank verse...)

Oh, good times! I remember at school there was one toilet that had a graffiti conversation going on for years until the school decided it had to paint over it. I can't remember how it went - it started something like 'FUCK OFF'; 'YOU FUCK OFF' and slowly escalated into these amazing heights of rhetoric... *should have got a photo - damn the lack of phone cameras*