That's what the internet is for, isn't it? :-P

Hee! Alas, I really don't want to get into that sort of argument and have a feeling that's the way it would go - if only because communicating something negative is always hard when you've never spoken to someone before and you don't know each other's speech patterns. I may just have to walk on by and hope the poem doesn't start to haunt me or something...