Bechdel Test Ficathon Post 1 - The Odyssey!!

FICATHON!!

Usually I lump all my ficathon stuff together (ah, laziness), but I have a feeling the two fics I've done so far don't really work as a group, so here I am separating them.

This first was in response to eleusis_walks's prompt The Odyssey - Kalypso, Kirke - sing, goddess.

I was cheeky and stuck with the anglicised names. There is quite a bit of swearing in this, but otherwise nothing that would get a warning on AO3. Thank you to my dear writerconuk friends for a certain level of inspiration. :P

Goddesses like to gossip. Drunkenly.

( Stories the Mortals Never Hear. )

Bechdel Test Ficathon Post 2 - Hamlet!!

FICATHON!!

This was in response to another prompt from eleusis_walks, who was apparently prompting some fun things: Hamlet - Ophelia, Gertrude - down by the water.

I think the only warning here needs to be, well, suicide. Also some horrendous aping of pentameter and Shakespearean dialogue. I don't know who thought that was a good idea...

Hoar Leaves in the Glassy Stream.

( A girl played by the water - years ago )